Psst! Hey! Yeah, you. Come here. What do you mean, “Where?” Right here!
OH, sorry, I’m hiding in the realm of the invisible. I have a good reason.
Yes, I’m being silly, but it’s nothing new. If you’re like me, you’re a busy person. Sometimes just finding a second to breathe is impossible. So what do I do? Besides admitting I’m farting around because I can, I tend to play invisible.
So am I really being bad? Probably not. I have what some call a divided attention span. I start one thing and then as I’m working I see other things that need done. Like, the dryer beeps, or the dogs need the bowl refilled, or dinner needs done. Usually, whatever I’m seeing that needs completed, I think, “gee I should work on that”.
What happens next?
You guessed it.
I forget the first thing I’m working on and then end up taking on the new task. Would you believe it, then a new task pops up. So, I hide invisible and hope that maybe, just maybe, I can get things I want to get done completed.
Does that happen? Not always, but it’s fun to think it can.
Crud, the dryer just beeped. I should take care of that. But I want to work on my next work-in-progress. Hmmm...
So what am I going to do now?
Ssh! Keep your voice down.
I’m going to stay here in the middle of invisible and keep farting around. How else am I going to work on all those dirty little stories brewing in my head?
Talk to you later… if you can see me.